Remember the colleague I described in my last post, the one who edited his cookie insert as he read it aloud? His edits came in a different form last Friday when we returned to Taiwan Garden, as he read his awkwardly hyphenated not-a-fortune and then opined, "That's a funky hyphen. I don't think you can do that....Maybe if it's a poem. Moouuuth..." My colleagues are nothing if not entertaining.
"An angry man opens his mou(-)th and shuts up his eyes."
"You have an usually magnetic personality."
In other news, I have an unusually magnetic personality. I can't decide if this is a good thing. Those smiley faces look menacing to me.