Are there any more actual fortunes?

Tonight I received this text from G: 

"I'm beginning to wonder if there are any fortunes at all" 

followed by this photo:

"Broke is only temporary; poor is a state of mind."

Yep, that's a not-a-fortune. As is this, shared with me by another friend a few weeks ago:

"Something wonderful is about to happy."

Man, I love an improperly worded not-a-fortune. What's that? This *is* a fortune? Huh. I must have been distracted by the awkward wording and lack of a period.