Tonight I received this text from G:
"I'm beginning to wonder if there are any fortunes at all"
followed by this photo:
"Broke is only temporary; poor is a state of mind."
Yep, that's a not-a-fortune. As is this, shared with me by another friend a few weeks ago:
"Something wonderful is about to happy."
Man, I love an improperly worded not-a-fortune. What's that? This *is* a fortune? Huh. I must have been distracted by the awkward wording and lack of a period.