"You will inherit an unexpected sum of money within the year."
Not-a-Fortune's good friend Myrtle was in bed last night, reading a book, sipping on some hot tea, when she decided to snack on the fortune cookie that came with her takeout. Not only did she get an actual fortune, but she got one in bed. (LT should like that.) Given the fortune itself, Myrtle's considering taking her chances on the lottery.