"You are strongly goal-directed."
A very good childhood friend of mind sent me this fortune cookie insert while on a recent vacation to Chicago. While it is true for both of us, it is decidedly not a fortune.
Our good friend Blonde Birdie received an actual fortune:
"Someone is speaking well of you."
(Wait, is that a fortune? Weigh in.)
I am absolutely certain that my cousin received an actual fortune, and it was food-related, too!
"You will live a long life and eat many fortune cookies."
And lastly, another of our good friends here at Not-A-Fortune, Mr. Fabulous, shared this gem about what happens when a buffet runs out of fortune cookies: