After yesterday's not-a-fortune that got us all contemplating what love is, it's time for some humor, courtesy of one of my colleagues who pointed me to these "cookies that hate you."
"You will die alone and poorly dressed."
As the Think Geek website explains, these Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies look and taste like traditional fortune cookies, which makes them easy to swap out without arousing suspicion. The difference? Each cookie contains a fortune (I cannot confirm whether all of the cookies contain actual fortunes) that is either mean, evil, funny, or depressing. More information can be found here.