My good friend AwesomeFromAmherst (who originally appeared in this post describing her fortune cookie superstition) and her equally awesome (though not from Amherst) husband saved a Panda Express fortune cookie for me. It contained an actual fortune:
"Your dearest wish will come true."
Of course the pessimist in me is tempted to add, "be careful what you wish for..." whereas my friend and fellow blogger Single Blonde in the City would add, "in bed." I suppose we could combine our tendencies to create "Be careful what you wish for...in bed!"