One of my friends recently started a new job that required months of grueling training. We met at P.F. Chang's to celebrate and it wasn't until I got home that I realized we left without ever having received fortune cookies. Boo! However, this gives me the opportunity to share the story of Porky's "last fortune...ever":
"Your ambitious nature will help you make a name for yourself."
Porky asks, "How could that ever be topped??" So impressed with the above fortune, in fact, Porky has since refused to even open another fortune cookie. Can you imagine?!