You may wonder where I keep all of my fortunes and not-a-fortunes. Until recently, the many cookie inserts had found a home on my refrigerator, precariously secured by various magnets. I say "until recently" because one of my best friends and college suite-mates gave me the most thoughtful birthday gift: a lovely silver fortune cookie (pictured above) in which to keep my growing collection of (not-a-) fortunes. Thanks, Myrtle!*
*Names have been changed to protect the guilty.